i'm so sad that my leather boots got stretched from walking in the snow. i've wanted those boots for years. they used to feel perfect. now they just make me sad.

yeah, that's me - the guy who cares about his leather boots, the guy who likes them so much that he sleeps with them on and wears them walking in slush. it's so tragic how footwear gets saggy and scruffy if you wear it exclusively and obsessively.